Here's the harsh answer: Why would I want to pay you to tell me what nightclub to go to, what color shirt I should wear, or what I should buy for my girlfriend

Here's the harsh answer: Why would I want to pay you to tell me what nightclub to go to, what color shirt I should wear, or what I should buy for my girlfriend? Those are things that either a) I should already know or b) I would find out from my friends and family.