Agreed. I want the person who hates the language; they're not going to write their code with all the 'neat' things Perl has, so it comes out looking like someon

Agreed. I want the person who hates the language; they're not going to write their code with all the 'neat' things Perl has, so it comes out looking like someone banged their head against the keyboard a few times, or as poetry (Black Perl). They may not write idiomatic Perl (if such a thing exists), but I bet I can follow it.