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In a very literal sense, everything in PHP is tacked on. It's a conglomeration of crap. You could replace "crap" with something more politically correct in that
by mildtrepidation 13y ago
In a very literal sense, everything in PHP is tacked on. It's a conglomeration of crap. You could replace "crap" with something more politically correct in that sentence, but it could not possibly be more literally correct.
Annotations. Namespaces. There is nothing in PHP that was not an afterthought. While it could technically be considered "unfair" to criticize the language in that respect, the total failure to push it in any rational direction in the last decade or two says nothing about the language, but speaks volumes about the people in charge of it.
PHP is a horrible, horrible failure. Not a failure in the sense that it doesn't work; it does. It does what it was and is intended to. But it does that in such an absolutely shitty way, and with such a grotesque mountain of horrid workarounds and terrible hacks that are sometimes called features, that there is no excuse for the way this language has evolved.
It works. And it's used all over the place. But that doesn't make it good. If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, then PHP is the express route.
- markdown 13y agoThank goodness there are people in this world who care more about shipping than about perfection. Thank goodness there are people who have thicker skin than I, and release FOSS to the world despite comments like yours.
- frowaway001 13y agoAnd if others listened to people like you, we would all still live on trees.
- Aqueous 13y agoWhile I agree with nearly every assertion you make, I'm still hazy on what 'good' is. Surely the fact that so many people find PHP the most productive language they could've worked with, and produce mountains and mountains of working code that is at least mostly reliable - don't those qualities alone make it in some sense good? Then again I think some pop music is good, so I'm starting from a point where I don't necessarily think being popular makes something mediocre. That said, I really hate being forced to write in PHP because of its complete inelegance, so much so that I have left all my legacy PHP in a burning garbage heap and ran screaming to Scala, where type safety is a given. But as I'm being forced to move back to PHP for a project because of a client's demands I'm trying to look at the silver lining of programming with it. Sometimes it takes some squinting but it is possible to appreciate what PHP has accomplished.
- ChikkaChiChi 13y agoThere can be elegance found in writing well-formed code of any language. It may be tougher in PHP, but it's certainly possible. To use a car analogy, I have more respect for the guy running an old Mustang he tunes up and runs a 11 second quarter-mile than the jackass who drops 200 large on an exotic that pulls a 10.
- fooyc 13y agoPHP doesn't have annotations. The framework you are using may be emulating them, though.
- wvenable 13y ago> the total failure to push it in any rational direction in the last decade or two says nothing about the language, but speaks volumes about the people in charge of it. This claim has no basis and the rest of your rant is a tautology. There's been no attempt to improve the language but all the improvements are afterthoughts?!? You can't have it both ways. I'm disappointed this post is grayed out and your post isn't.