I was hoping this would turn out to be some bizarre tale of monkey-wrenching, involving high school student RFID tags, or a lost RFID debit card, or some such t

I was hoping this would turn out to be some bizarre tale of monkey-wrenching, involving high school student RFID tags, or a lost RFID debit card, or some such thing, and a scientific study that involved tagging catfish, to study their migration patterns. C'est la vie...