Getting uber productive while working at cofe on free wifi: To be uber productive you need good task list. Instead of writing 'get shit done' split it into sma

Getting uber productive while working at cofe on free wifi: To be uber productive you need good task list. Instead of writing 'get shit done' split it into smaller tasks: - find toilet - put toilet seat down - produce shit (at least 1 feet long) - sit down - cleanup and flush Also do not forget to produce piss in good balance. There is a rule called 80/20.