Damn, my passwords are crap (some are written in OneNote because forums make me change them every half a year), but then again I don't have any precious online

Damn, my passwords are crap (some are written in OneNote because forums make me change them every half a year), but then again I don't have any precious online properties besides some websites that I use stronger passwords for. Not like it matters since it looks like social engineering is alive and kicking (as they say, humans are always the weakest link in security). These articles really make me want to set up an automated system that would monitor any password reset events (and other suspicious activity) and automatically change those passwords itself and/or notify me by sms...