I keep a crap laptop in the closet where its unlikely someone will look... plus they'd have to be idiots to steal it.. If you tried to sell it someone would say

I keep a crap laptop in the closet where its unlikely someone will look... plus they'd have to be idiots to steal it.. If you tried to sell it someone would say "Well, You can throw it out, or you can pay me $10 to do it for you..."