357 words before they get round to saying "your credit card will be billed $1,850". Unacceptable. This would be more honest: --- Dear valued customer, blah

357 words before they get round to saying "your credit card will be billed $1,850". Unacceptable. This would be more honest: --- Dear valued customer, blah, blah, blah, blah, have you fallen asleep yet? We're going to charge you $1,850. You will not notice this charge on your credit bill. You will not request a chargeback. You will wake up when I snap my fingers in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... and you're awake. kthxbye