When is there going to be a conference for male founders only? - where we sit with legs spread and scratch our balls without females giving us dirty looks - w

When is there going to be a conference for male founders only? - where we sit with legs spread and scratch our balls without females giving us dirty looks - where we can wear sweatpants and football jerseys and watch sports - where we can talk about cars and cheerleaders and drink beer all day - where there's no threat of a sexual harassment lawsuit if some feminist witch overhears you and decides she doesn't like you talking about a "dongle" There are some things that women just don't get about men, and in a mixed-sex group, we're forced to conceal our true natures. Where is the conference for men only? (FYI: If you take this post at all seriously, relax. It's a joke, poking fun at both men and women.)