Make-up. Buy make-up and give yourself bags under the eyes. Make sure to bathe semi-regularly, and never wear new clothes. If you have weekends off, wear your w

Make-up. Buy make-up and give yourself bags under the eyes. Make sure to bathe semi-regularly, and never wear new clothes. If you have weekends off, wear your washed clothes on the weekend at the gym (or just do light exercise in them at home), so they'll be pre-sweated when you come to work the next day. Do your breaks in the restroom if you have to - since they're just 5 minutes every half hour, people shouldn't really notice, unless you have a tracking system. Maybe putting on make-up isn't something you can pick up in a day (though you're trying to make yourself look bad, not good), but the rest of it should be fine. Basically - if you have to game the system to succeed, then think like a lying asshole sociopath. If you don't have a healthy management->employee relationship, I don't see any reason to try and maintain a healthy employee->management one.