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The old MMORPG adage fits here well: Anyone worse than you is a noob, and anyone better than you is a no-life neckbeard.

• mturmon 13y ago
  Also, the neighborhood politics dichotomy: Anyone who has been in the neighborhood longer than you is a NIMBY bent on obstructing progress, and anyone who arrived more recently is a heartless gentrifier.
  • g8oz 13y ago
    There is one for religion too: anyone less observant than you is a heathen, anyone more observant than you is a fanatic.
    • alxndr 13y ago
      We're gonna leave out the sex one? "Anyone kinkier than you is a pervert, and anyone not as kinky as you is a prude." Suppose this works for any topic which can include relative descriptions...
      • JDShu 13y ago
        I always thought this was from George Carlin on driving? 'Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?'