"... a datum ain't worth much to anyone other than the PI my wife hired to find out if I'm sleeping around or an attractive lab technician in CSI: Miami." This

"... a datum ain't worth much to anyone other than the PI my wife hired to find out if I'm sleeping around or an attractive lab technician in CSI: Miami." This is completely off-topic, but am I the only one who wondered why his wife would hire a PI to find out if he is an attractive lab technician? Not as a critique, I just find grammatically-correct ambiguous cases like this one interesting.