Finds a cheap person who starts working the next day, on twitter. Cheap, fast, good, pick two. No surprise at all. OP sounds like the kind of client who wants

Finds a cheap person who starts working the next day, on twitter. Cheap, fast, good, pick two. No surprise at all. OP sounds like the kind of client who wants a pixel perfect template and then tells you to "make it responsive" after you deliver it...