How about "Test suites are awesome and help you find bugs during major upgrades"? I mean, this is basically your standard old "Regression tests helped us find a

How about "Test suites are awesome and help you find bugs during major upgrades"? I mean, this is basically your standard old "Regression tests helped us find a break in our software when performing a major upgrade!" story, rather than a "OMG, Ruby 2 will kick your dog and knock up your wife, avoid at all costs!!11" warning tale. This is textbook clickbait. Yawn.