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A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hello, I'd like a beer." The barman replies "Hello, you'd like a beer?" "Yes," replies the TCP packet,
by JonnieCache 13y ago
A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hello, I'd like a beer."
The barman replies "Hello, you'd like a beer?"
"Yes," replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer."
I'd tell you my UDP packet joke, but I'm not sure you'd get it.
- codereflection 13y agobadumm-tish! Lol
- TacticalCoder 13y ago"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here, says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar." (read on /. years ago IIRC)
- MDCore 13y agoMy delivery is: "I like telling UDP jokes because I don't care if you don't get them" then immediately walk away.