Yeah, with America's biggest cities having people sometimes whole metres apart, it's no wonder you can't have good internet. Here in Europe, cities are so jam-p

Yeah, with America's biggest cities having people sometimes whole metres apart, it's no wonder you can't have good internet. Here in Europe, cities are so jam-packed full of people, whenever I need to pee, I have to use an extender hose just to reach the urinal! And then to flush, you call the person next to your urinal and hold a videocall over your unlimited data connection.