No. And I hope there are a lot of first-gen iPads still in use, since the alternative would mean millions of abandoned pieces of hardware, rather than just mill

No. And I hope there are a lot of first-gen iPads still in use, since the alternative would mean millions of abandoned pieces of hardware, rather than just millions of us abandoned users. If only I'd had the hindsight to stick with iOS 4 - at least my tablet would then be usable without inducing stress, fury, and bitter regret.