Nope. EU doesn't do criminal things. EU tells countries what their criminal systems do. There is Europol (European Police Office) which is only for aiding coope

Nope. EU doesn't do criminal things. EU tells countries what their criminal systems do. There is Europol (European Police Office) which is only for aiding cooperation between national police forces. It has no powers of arrest, and (most tellingly) it only has 800 staff for a population of half a billion people. Not at all like "the feds". And I don't think there is any EU law on illegal drugs like that.