Because that totally solves this problem for my mom... (No, not my mom specifically; I gave her a router with Tomato installed for, among other things, exactly

Because that totally solves this problem for my mom... (No, not my mom specifically; I gave her a router with Tomato installed for, among other things, exactly this reason. But not everyone has a technologist for a son, let alone one who knows what he's doing well enough to install m0n0wall on a Soekris box, or even Tomato on an old WRT54G*.)