From the comments: >Here's another really radical idea; how about.....eating them? At first I wondered, "What? Eating? Eating what?" until I realized he was re

From the comments: >Here's another really radical idea; how about.....eating them? At first I wondered, "What? Eating? Eating what?" until I realized he was referring to baby hippos. Then I wondered what baby hippos taste like; veal? It's so stupid it might work.