Maybe there should be merit given to people that self-select themselves to be the 'mystery shoppers' of the academic world. Perhaps you could get a job where t

Maybe there should be merit given to people that self-select themselves to be the 'mystery shoppers' of the academic world. Perhaps you could get a job where the deciding factor to hire you rather than someone else was your ability to get x papers of utter nonsense in academic journals/conferences. If you think about it there are people doing this already...