I had a crazy English prof that told me he never wrote a line of anything that wasn't complete malarkey, including his PhD thesis. He's currently enjoying bein

I had a crazy English prof that told me he never wrote a line of anything that wasn't complete malarkey, including his PhD thesis. He's currently enjoying being a highly respected prof at a top uni, and he still writes complete gibberish. He's one hell of a writing teacher, which is probably why they keep him around.