But "interlocutor" is just fine and dandy. Why I use that in conversations with my 5 year old niece all the time: "Now, now even if your teacher wasn't your in

But "interlocutor" is just fine and dandy. Why I use that in conversations with my 5 year old niece all the time: "Now, now even if your teacher wasn't your intended interlocutrix when you called Josh 'Mr. Poopy Pants' she still was right to tell you to not be mean to him."