Whatever language I am learning next is clearly better. It can't possibly be my fault the last language was to difficult, or too slow. I was just getting starte

Whatever language I am learning next is clearly better. It can't possibly be my fault the last language was to difficult, or too slow. I was just getting started and didn't know how much that last language sucked. OR Clearly LISP is the language of the Gods, but sometimes I have to work in C because there isn't a good LISP port for certain embedded systems. OR Node.JS is the best because you only have to learn one language, and everyone has to know JavaScript so that makes it the best. OR I write everything in Assembly, it takes longer, but it is the purest programming. OR I speak Python because that's what Harry Potter speaks and he is the coolest. OR PERL is the best because you can do so much in a single line of code. OR Objective C is the best because why would you want to develop for anything other than an Apple Device? OR RPG was how my grandad did it, and so that's how I'm going to do it.