Proof that you can lead a horse to water, but you can't punch him in the dick without being brought up on assault and battery charges. This phrase, alone, make

Proof that you can lead a horse to water, but you can't punch him in the dick without being brought up on assault and battery charges. This phrase, alone, makes me wanna buy a Real News Paper subscribtion. I never read such profanity reading the Washington Post. Why perform inexpensive literary contortions, and dive face first into pie just to make me laugh, Ted Dziuba?