Come to Norway! You're already well above the average for officers in the Norwegian Royal Guard. To quote one of my brighter commanding officers: "The time i

Come to Norway! You're already well above the average for officers in the Norwegian Royal Guard. To quote one of my brighter commanding officers: "The time is now 4 o'clock, we meet back here in 3 hours. That means ... <counts on fingers> ... 6 o'clock. Get moving!"