Another classic from Joseph Epstein. The same guy who wrote, "There is much that my four sons can do in their lives that might cause me anguish, that might out

Another classic from Joseph Epstein. The same guy who wrote, "There is much that my four sons can do in their lives that might cause me anguish, that might outrage me, that might make [me] ashamed of them and of myself as their father. But nothing they could ever do would make me sadder than if any of them were to become homosexual."