That's not their target market. Their target market is people who care about having a completely free system (for the FSF's definition of free) over having good

That's not their target market. Their target market is people who care about having a completely free system (for the FSF's definition of free) over having good hardware. It think it would be pretty hard for a more modern laptop to get this sort of certification, since you'd need all the hardware manufacturers to agree to open up their drivers and firmware.