Because everyone adores Microsoft, and is horrified and gutted that such a useful and loved addition to the internet ecosphere, backed by such an understaffed a

Because everyone adores Microsoft, and is horrified and gutted that such a useful and loved addition to the internet ecosphere, backed by such an understaffed and money-starved corporation could be hindered by such a tragedy. And because everyone is a sarcastic prick. And on that note, does the fact that this is only occurring on HTTPS indicate that the only secure Bing is an empty Bing?