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What part of this did you find funny?

fragsworth 13y ago
The part where he got three years probation because the judge was pissed off about his shenanigans.
nate_meurer 13y ago
I hope I'm not remiss in perceiving strong dry humor throughout the first half of the story. My favorite part is where he looks at the cop in the car and keeps right on spraying: As I moved the can back and forth, a police officer in an Interceptor go-cart saw me, slammed on his brakes, and pulled up to the curb behind me. I looked over my shoulder, made eye contact with him, and resumed. As I waited for him to jump out, grab me, or Tase me, he sped away and hung a left, leaving me standing there alone. And in the next paragraph... I woke up the next morning and Fox News was reporting that unknown suspects had vandalized City Hall. I went back to the entrance and handed the guard my driver’s license and a letter explaining what I’d done. Fox News, unknown suspects... Maybe it's just me, but this had me laughing out loud.
- spinlock 13y ago
  I bet the police dispatch described the suspect as a young black man wearing jeans and a black hoodie.
  - chadillac83 13y ago
    African-american male Between 5'5" and 6'2" between 16 and 30 years old about 150 to 200 lbs. Sprinkle some crack on him Johnson...
    - arprocter 13y ago
      I'm glad someone else made this reference. The first half of the story reminded me of Chappelle's "I'm sorry officer - I didn't know I couldn't do that" bit
- almosnow 13y ago
  Same thing... Have you seen American Psycho? (Of course you have...) I always had this 'alternate theory' that the movie is about how the top of society can pretty much do as they please.
  - supergauntlet 13y ago
    Alternate theory? That's a very popular interpretation of the film. Nobody notices anyone is dead because everyone looks the same and they don't care enough to learn who anyone is (the lawyer's response to Bateman's phone monologue), or nobody cares that anyone is dead (the landlord of the apartment Bateman murdered and cut up people in).
venomsnake 13y ago
Trying hard to get arrested in a "tough on crime" system and failing miserably is funny in a tragic way.
michaelt 13y ago
I was amused by the part where the cop saw him spraying the second stencil onto City Hall, ignored it and drove off. And the part where he tried to turn himself in five times and wasn't allowed to.

The part where he got three years probation because the judge was pissed off about his shenanigans.

I hope I'm not remiss in perceiving strong dry humor throughout the first half of the story. My favorite part is where he looks at the cop in the car and keeps right on spraying: As I moved the can back and forth, a police officer in an Interceptor go-cart saw me, slammed on his brakes, and pulled up to the curb behind me. I looked over my shoulder, made eye contact with him, and resumed. As I waited for him to jump out, grab me, or Tase me, he sped away and hung a left, leaving me standing there alone. And in the next paragraph... I woke up the next morning and Fox News was reporting that unknown suspects had vandalized City Hall. I went back to the entrance and handed the guard my driver’s license and a letter explaining what I’d done. Fox News, unknown suspects... Maybe it's just me, but this had me laughing out loud.

spinlock 13y ago
I bet the police dispatch described the suspect as a young black man wearing jeans and a black hoodie.
- chadillac83 13y ago
  African-american male Between 5'5" and 6'2" between 16 and 30 years old about 150 to 200 lbs. Sprinkle some crack on him Johnson...
  - arprocter 13y ago
    I'm glad someone else made this reference. The first half of the story reminded me of Chappelle's "I'm sorry officer - I didn't know I couldn't do that" bit
almosnow 13y ago
Same thing... Have you seen American Psycho? (Of course you have...) I always had this 'alternate theory' that the movie is about how the top of society can pretty much do as they please.
- supergauntlet 13y ago
  Alternate theory? That's a very popular interpretation of the film. Nobody notices anyone is dead because everyone looks the same and they don't care enough to learn who anyone is (the lawyer's response to Bateman's phone monologue), or nobody cares that anyone is dead (the landlord of the apartment Bateman murdered and cut up people in).

venomsnake 13y ago

Trying hard to get arrested in a "tough on crime" system and failing miserably is funny in a tragic way.

michaelt 13y ago

I was amused by the part where the cop saw him spraying the second stencil onto City Hall, ignored it and drove off. And the part where he tried to turn himself in five times and wasn't allowed to.