Look, a startup can't afford not to look like that. We'll likely hire a male college swim team[1] to put on decorative glasses - yes all of them will - and wea

Look, a startup can't afford not to look like that. We'll likely hire a male college swim team[1] to put on decorative glasses - yes all of them will - and wear our t-shirt in a group photo. Then we'll put it on our Team page with a satirical heading "Just a typical startup team" with a very small disclaimer that the photo is representative, satirical, and contains none of our employees. Anyone who "needs" to see it will see it, and immediately check it off in their head then click through our other tabs. Meanwhile we can continue hiring the best people from all over the world regardless of age, gender, looks, or location. They also don't have to spend two thirds of their salary on rent, pizza, gaming gear, and lattes to fit in, and you will be more than welcome wherever you are located or if we open a regional office. Keep us in mind. [1] representative picture: http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/oakl/sports/c-swim/auto_original/6643423.jpeg http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/oakl/sports/c-swim/auto_...