It would be great to see a cheerful launch page for a satirical startup that automatically generated smear campaigns for governments against persons of interest

It would be great to see a cheerful launch page for a satirical startup that automatically generated smear campaigns for governments against persons of interest. "We use of the expanded information capabilities of our client agencies to maximize the plausibility of our allegations!" Pricing! $8,000: General fear, uncertainty, and doubt (duration: 2 months) $15,000: Complete discrediting (duration: 6 months -- best value!) $50,000: Overturn their life with "Anonymous"-style harassment (e.g. triggered by c pornography "revelations" -- duration: two years)