1. Drive a car with enough Ron Paul bumper stickers to create a local gravitational distortion and bend light away from your license plate. Which you only have

1. Drive a car with enough Ron Paul bumper stickers to create a local gravitational distortion and bend light away from your license plate. Which you only have because government FATCATS force you to REGISTER impeding your natural right of FREE MOTION! Fascists. 2. When issued a ticket because you were going 70 in a 45mph zone (presumably because driving as fast as possible is what segregates the Men of Action from the taker scum), respond with the most passive-aggressive note possible, citing every single Bill of Rights item (it'll be hard to connect your camera ticket to quartering, but you've got enough Ron Paul quotes to find a way). 3. After producing enough laughter to lighten the entire week of a DC government schlub and her entire cubicle farm (not to mention the years of entertainment they'll get from putting your absurd essay on the immorality of the very concept of a "speed" "limit" and the gross infringement on the natural right of man to drive as fast as possible, as far as possible, in order to demonstrate his mastery over the laws of nature just as chain-smoking demonstrated the Objectivists' mastery over fire), get waived out so that you don't fill up an hour of a judges time (again) with an "opening statement" that reads the entire Wikipedia page on Ayn Rand into the court record.