"Cars are better than horses because then we don't have shit all over the streets" "Yeah, but the shit isn't really so bad, you can often step around it, and w

"Cars are better than horses because then we don't have shit all over the streets" "Yeah, but the shit isn't really so bad, you can often step around it, and we have a tax to pay people to clean it up. Therefore horses are just as good as cars."