"Vote for me and I'll be sure to change the law that says 'survival' is a warm shack and three bowls of soup a day." "My opponent must not be elected because h

"Vote for me and I'll be sure to change the law that says 'survival' is a warm shack and three bowls of soup a day." "My opponent must not be elected because he'll take your warm coat away and prevent me from providing for your 'right' to two bowls of soup a day." "Vote for me and I'll put real chicken in your broth!" "My opponent calls this 'surviving'?"