I'll bid $500. For real. HN is likely one of the worst places to try and sell something like this. We all believe we can rewrite 80% of something like this i

I'll bid $500. For real. HN is likely one of the worst places to try and sell something like this. We all believe we can rewrite 80% of something like this in a couple of weekends, given sufficient caffeine. The $500 bid is based on the likelihood that if you find a buyer on HN, some tech bloggers will likely pick up the story, and the PR value itself might be worth it. Let's see.