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God I wish I worked for the NSA. "Hey man, are you watching porn?" "Hell yeah! Because terrorists are using it to send messages! It's in the Mise-en-scène! I'
by zacinbusiness 13y ago
God I wish I worked for the NSA.
"Hey man, are you watching porn?"
"Hell yeah! Because terrorists are using it to send messages! It's in the Mise-en-scène! I'm doing this for freedom!"
"My God. You're right!"
"Also, I'm pretty sure they're doing the same thing in strip clubs. And with really high-quality whiskey. So...I'm going to need some really high-quality whiskey. And a fist-full of singles."
"Anything you need! You brave bastard!"
- jnbiche 13y agoI hope I just upvoted you but I was laughing so hard I may have hit the down button by accident.
- zacinbusiness 13y agoI go where I'm needed :-)
- nealabq 13y agoYou brave bastard!
- teamgb 13y agoThe truth is, there probably is a budget for this. "At the Olympic Garden Topless Cabaret, Samantha says she lap danced with one of the terrorists. The Terrorists who hijacked a plane and crashed it are said to have stayed and played in Las Vegas." ... "Some big-man terrorist, huh?" Samantha said this week as she took a breather from the two-dozen lap dances she bestows daily upon the lonely at the Olympic Garden Topless Cabaret. "He spent about $20 for a quick dance and didn't tip more." http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Agents-of-terror-leave-their-mark-on-Sin-City-2873407.php http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Agents-of-terror-leave-th...
- VladRussian2 13y ago"The things I'm gonna do for my country."