In 1024 years time, an article will be posted on intergalactic HN comparing translations of the linux kernel source from ancient C to SaturnScript. Luckily the

In 1024 years time, an article will be posted on intergalactic HN comparing translations of the linux kernel source from ancient C to SaturnScript. Luckily they pickled Torvalds' head in a jar (which he wasn't too pleased about, since he was stuck on the display cabinet between Zed Shaw and RMS, && Fabrice Bellard was at the end continuously spewing out *&£$script mangled with Haskell and BrainFuck for an entire millenium), so he was able to give some guidance.