I pretty seriously considered scaling the wall of the motel opposite Taco Bell, but a) I would probably have gotten shot, or at least had the cops called on me,

I pretty seriously considered scaling the wall of the motel opposite Taco Bell, but a) I would probably have gotten shot, or at least had the cops called on me, and b) it's hard to climb when you're carrying a piping-hot Chalupa Steak Supreme. (And oh god, was it awful. Shudder.) Incidentally, Taco Bell was happy to serve me my take-out in a plastic bag. Make of that what you will.