I recognize that what you're saying is true, and that there are people for whom an iPhone-shaped shiny piece of plastic is as good as the real thing. However,

I recognize that what you're saying is true, and that there are people for whom an iPhone-shaped shiny piece of plastic is as good as the real thing. However, I hate those people :-) They're bad people. Stupid people. Superficial people. I don't want them indulged.