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I hereby sentence you to virginity!

• angersock 13y ago
  It's funny, you know, because the most attentive lovers I know of are all programmers. Probably the practice at being patient while debugging cranky and seemingly whimsical systems.
  • girvo 13y ago
    I treat my lover the way I treat my mission critical config files: carefully and with patience?
    • chris_mahan 13y ago
      When in doubt, use brute force? Oh, no, that's only with UNIX.
      • angersock 13y ago
        fsck, finger, mount, grep.
    • vacri 13y ago
      It's not all fun an games when your issue requiring attention is dismissed with a WorksForMe...