"...The delivery drones will block out the sun, and all will be plunged into darkness. On the bright side, we'll get our Kindles in record time..." Well hey, a

"...The delivery drones will block out the sun, and all will be plunged into darkness. On the bright side, we'll get our Kindles in record time..." Well hey, as long as the NSA is not involved, I don't think there's a downside here. [Obviously a send-up of the publicity stunts we're seeing that try to pass for tech news lately]