Of course not, that's why I send a complimentary desk calendar. It has color pictures of me in various worldwide locales (thank you, Photoshop) and notes impor

Of course not, that's why I send a complimentary desk calendar. It has color pictures of me in various worldwide locales (thank you, Photoshop) and notes important days, like my birthday and when HR should schedule an interview with me. Then there's always the inflatable sword with my name on it. Nobody can resist an inflatable sword!