The joker in me wonders if now would be an opportunity to become the biggest contributor to GitHub of all time by running a script that changes the pronouns on

The joker in me wonders if now would be an opportunity to become the biggest contributor to GitHub of all time by running a script that changes the pronouns on all repositories. Nobody can afford to reject such a pull request now... Or what would happen if we started pestering Linus about including a pronoun check in git by default?