... And you got these links from? What is the license for these .eot and .woff? Who says you can self-host them? Rocket science or not, the bottom line is that

... And you got these links from? What is the license for these .eot and .woff? Who says you can self-host them? Rocket science or not, the bottom line is that these are not available from Google Fonts. You are expected to either use hosted version or muddle through the conversion process.