I will make one. Oh yes, I will. In fact, I switched from Verizon to T-Mobile after a decade just so I could have a GSM phone. Haven't gotten the pieces togeth

I will make one. Oh yes, I will. In fact, I switched from Verizon to T-Mobile after a decade just so I could have a GSM phone. Haven't gotten the pieces together yet, but I'm so down with this because I totally want a wooden phone. And all the hipsters will squeal with jealousy.