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That is literally hilarious. "Nobody’s going to download your bullshit app" , "HN will be retired, transition to Google Wallet Anti-Competitively" , "The best i

by jiggy2011 13y ago

That is literally hilarious. "Nobody’s going to download your bullshit app" , "HN will be retired, transition to Google Wallet Anti-Competitively" , "The best interface is no retirement" , "Amazon's homepage was down for 6 hours to boot Ubuntu" , "PHP Sucks But I Like PHP" , "Programming is a Lie" ,""Gangbang Interviews" and "Bikini Shots": Silicon Valley’s Start-Up Machine" , "Ask HN: What colour is your primary operating system" , "Chrome Engineer: Firefox Is A Costly Mistake" , "CSS Zen Garden is 10 times more efficient than the New Commodore 64" , "How one man escaped from a major UI overhaul" , "Turn anything into a Wikipedia article" , "Women, Tech Conferences and the "profitless business model" fallacy" , "MySQL now includes memcached, and a manifesto" , "FuckItJS: Runs your javascript code with MS Paint" , "Iceland Kicked Out of Y Combinator without an Idea" , "The shittiest project I ever read", "From idea to exit – the vi editor"

jakub_g 13y ago
Soylent: What Happened to the Nexus 7
renekooi 13y ago
- A file that's both an acceptable HTML page and a Raspberry Pi; - My idea to exit – the vi editor; - Ask HN: How much recurring income do you make in the US on copyright charges; - Your Username Will Now Have Amazon Ads Pre-Installed; - This Google ad has moved people to beat comment spam; - The DDoS that almost broke the rules; - Should Quadrotors All Look Like the One in the middle of NYC?
drewhk 13y ago
I hate myself for posting these, but I cannot resist (I am silently shaking from laughter fighting hard not to wake up my newborn): Show HN: Let's Be Civil (I think his was a real post but with Tell HN -- the small change is hilarious) Jordanian citizen was denied re-entry to the Post PC Era Firefox now only has one big flaw I feel I am a programmer Web Intents - the future of spam in Windows A new Python web framework for Haskell
- Fargren 13y ago
  Damn it, I want to read all of those!
- dkersten 13y ago
  I got this and it seemed a bit.. too real: Two Senators Say the NSA Is Storing Voice Content, Not Just Metadata
- drewhk 13y ago
  So hard to stop posting... When I Stopped Eating For 2 Years in Production How Github uses Github to build a windmill Ask HN: Who is Sick Apple's Role in Japan stopped having sex? Show HN: I love you, dad How to write shitty software Issue 224182 - chromium - Chrome wakes me up in the process Ember 101: Learn Ember at a Bangladesh sweatshop. Meet my 9-year-old boss [video] Google breaks 2005 promise never to implement an algorithm from a hacker. Who Rules America: An Investment Manager's View on the App Store Show HN: A fix for the past year. Richard Stallman: How I Hacked Facebook’s Secure Files Transfer Service for Employees LuaJit 2.0 is out after many years in prison Why should I have no idea what I'm doing Tell HN: Frustrated and feeling pretty useless at this moment’ – Jimmy Carter on NSA snooping [video]
  - verroq 13y ago
    >Ember 101: Learn Ember at a Bangladesh sweatshop. Meet my 9-year-old boss [video] Incredible.
elwin 13y ago
The first one I saw was > The WorldWideWeb application is now larger than LinkedIn I had to follow the link to the code to convince myself it really was random and not satire.
zalew 13y ago
"White House: What's Blocking Innovation in America? My Answer: IP Laws"
ricardobeat 13y ago
My favorites, almost too good to be fake: - A conversation between two chatbots and how one found out the other company has bigger monitors - Amazon and the adults who get upset about Sparrow’s acquisition - Orin Kerr: Why I Quit My Job to Start the Rest of My Todo List - How to handle 1000s of concurrent users on a cube-shaped planet - My Name Is Me - Supporting your freedom to drink coffee - 15-year-old girl invents flashlight powered by node.js + socket.io - Nobody's Going to Get Good at Making Money - Airbnb Has Arrived: Raising Mega-Round at a $1 billion fraud - Microsoft launches an HTML5 game. I finally understand why I'm not going to steal a Russian airport
- wh-uws 13y ago
  One I got thats similarly almost too good "Whatever works for you – and giving up reading it will make your customers much happier" There have been way too many like this once recently
- ytjohn 13y ago
  Two I got in this same category: - Man places his genome to Github, smartass forks and issues a pull request - Paul Graham consistently says ‘um’ ~7 times per year, audit finds And this one is hilarious enough to get an honorable mention: WYSIHTML5: A better way to get $12 billion of gold to Venezuela
shebson 13y ago
My favorites: "Google is about to learn stats" "Progressive JPEGs: a new alternative to Node.js" "Canadians Just Became World's Biggest Problem" "Your Username Will Now Have Amazon Ads Pre-Installed"
bjornsteffanson 13y ago
Some too good not to share: - Your Username Will Now Have Amazon Ads Pre-Installed - Android Ported to ANSI C - Memories of Stasi color Germans’ view of time, if nanoseconds were seconds - Cook something or get out of Facebook.com - Mark Cuban: If you want to order it, use 'view source' to find the commented-out link. - How Little Sleep Can You Get From McDonald's? - Ocean acidification due to SOPA - Love startups but not a developer? We need Ruby developers - Lenovo CEO Gives His $3 Million Bonus to 10,000 Users in 1 Month (with stats)
- kps 13y ago
  > Android Ported to ANSI C The most common issue is the different semantics of 'inline' between historic gcc and C99.
ksrm 13y ago
Why I Don't Want Your App. Try Again Later Ask pg: Please consider not doing a PhD. When I Stopped Eating For 2 Years Ask HN: I'm an American and a JPEG (view source on it) What it’s like to be an accident Paul Graham consistently says ‘um’ ~7 times per year, audit finds CISPA Passes in the Womb US Government: You Don't Prioritize Your Life, Someone Else Will Stallman: "Facebook is an anti-pattern Civet coffee: why it's time to submit a pull request

jakub_g 13y ago

Soylent: What Happened to the Nexus 7

renekooi 13y ago

- A file that's both an acceptable HTML page and a Raspberry Pi; - My idea to exit – the vi editor; - Ask HN: How much recurring income do you make in the US on copyright charges; - Your Username Will Now Have Amazon Ads Pre-Installed; - This Google ad has moved people to beat comment spam; - The DDoS that almost broke the rules; - Should Quadrotors All Look Like the One in the middle of NYC?

drewhk 13y ago

I hate myself for posting these, but I cannot resist (I am silently shaking from laughter fighting hard not to wake up my newborn): Show HN: Let's Be Civil (I think his was a real post but with Tell HN -- the small change is hilarious) Jordanian citizen was denied re-entry to the Post PC Era Firefox now only has one big flaw I feel I am a programmer Web Intents - the future of spam in Windows A new Python web framework for Haskell

Fargren 13y ago
Damn it, I want to read all of those!
dkersten 13y ago
I got this and it seemed a bit.. too real: Two Senators Say the NSA Is Storing Voice Content, Not Just Metadata
drewhk 13y ago
So hard to stop posting... When I Stopped Eating For 2 Years in Production How Github uses Github to build a windmill Ask HN: Who is Sick Apple's Role in Japan stopped having sex? Show HN: I love you, dad How to write shitty software Issue 224182 - chromium - Chrome wakes me up in the process Ember 101: Learn Ember at a Bangladesh sweatshop. Meet my 9-year-old boss [video] Google breaks 2005 promise never to implement an algorithm from a hacker. Who Rules America: An Investment Manager's View on the App Store Show HN: A fix for the past year. Richard Stallman: How I Hacked Facebook’s Secure Files Transfer Service for Employees LuaJit 2.0 is out after many years in prison Why should I have no idea what I'm doing Tell HN: Frustrated and feeling pretty useless at this moment’ – Jimmy Carter on NSA snooping [video]
- verroq 13y ago
  >Ember 101: Learn Ember at a Bangladesh sweatshop. Meet my 9-year-old boss [video] Incredible.

elwin 13y ago

The first one I saw was > The WorldWideWeb application is now larger than LinkedIn I had to follow the link to the code to convince myself it really was random and not satire.

zalew 13y ago

"White House: What's Blocking Innovation in America? My Answer: IP Laws"

ricardobeat 13y ago

My favorites, almost too good to be fake: - A conversation between two chatbots and how one found out the other company has bigger monitors - Amazon and the adults who get upset about Sparrow’s acquisition - Orin Kerr: Why I Quit My Job to Start the Rest of My Todo List - How to handle 1000s of concurrent users on a cube-shaped planet - My Name Is Me - Supporting your freedom to drink coffee - 15-year-old girl invents flashlight powered by node.js + socket.io - Nobody's Going to Get Good at Making Money - Airbnb Has Arrived: Raising Mega-Round at a $1 billion fraud - Microsoft launches an HTML5 game. I finally understand why I'm not going to steal a Russian airport

wh-uws 13y ago
One I got thats similarly almost too good "Whatever works for you – and giving up reading it will make your customers much happier" There have been way too many like this once recently
ytjohn 13y ago
Two I got in this same category: - Man places his genome to Github, smartass forks and issues a pull request - Paul Graham consistently says ‘um’ ~7 times per year, audit finds And this one is hilarious enough to get an honorable mention: WYSIHTML5: A better way to get $12 billion of gold to Venezuela

shebson 13y ago

My favorites: "Google is about to learn stats" "Progressive JPEGs: a new alternative to Node.js" "Canadians Just Became World's Biggest Problem" "Your Username Will Now Have Amazon Ads Pre-Installed"

bjornsteffanson 13y ago

Some too good not to share: - Your Username Will Now Have Amazon Ads Pre-Installed - Android Ported to ANSI C - Memories of Stasi color Germans’ view of time, if nanoseconds were seconds - Cook something or get out of Facebook.com - Mark Cuban: If you want to order it, use 'view source' to find the commented-out link. - How Little Sleep Can You Get From McDonald's? - Ocean acidification due to SOPA - Love startups but not a developer? We need Ruby developers - Lenovo CEO Gives His $3 Million Bonus to 10,000 Users in 1 Month (with stats)

kps 13y ago
> Android Ported to ANSI C The most common issue is the different semantics of 'inline' between historic gcc and C99.

ksrm 13y ago

Why I Don't Want Your App. Try Again Later Ask pg: Please consider not doing a PhD. When I Stopped Eating For 2 Years Ask HN: I'm an American and a JPEG (view source on it) What it’s like to be an accident Paul Graham consistently says ‘um’ ~7 times per year, audit finds CISPA Passes in the Womb US Government: You Don't Prioritize Your Life, Someone Else Will Stallman: "Facebook is an anti-pattern Civet coffee: why it's time to submit a pull request