The grass is greener on the other side of the fire hydrant. I wish I could teach my dog _not_ to slobber his DNA all over everything. If my home were ever a cri

The grass is greener on the other side of the fire hydrant. I wish I could teach my dog _not_ to slobber his DNA all over everything. If my home were ever a crime scene, CSI would be barking up the wrong tree looking for suspects.