That's an interesting paper, but GOD why are people so motivated toward using absurdly dense jargon in their papers? What does one accomplish by couching their

That's an interesting paper, but GOD why are people so motivated toward using absurdly dense jargon in their papers? What does one accomplish by couching their ideas in convoluted words? For example: Labor hoarding is a widely believed empirical behavior of firms and a prominent explanation for procyclical labor productivity. Conventional wisdom attributes labor hoarding to labor adjustment costs. This paper argues that the conventional wisdom is inadequate for understanding labor hoarding because it ignores the role of inventories. Since idle labor can be used to produce inventories, why do firms hoard labor when inventory is an option? The whole paper reads like that. Repurposed words dumped obliquely in the middle of sentances, and then abandonded. Why not: Labor hoarding is defined as the retention of idle workers during periods of low economic activity or slow business, further reinforcing the impact of larger social trends. The common perception is that retaining valuable workers will prove less costly than rounds of lay offs, followed by subsequent phases of recruiting and training new labor. Observations have proven that businesses will choose to idle their workers during these periods, instead of producing finished manufactured goods and retaining an expanded inventory of surplus product. This paper questions the strategy of hoarding idle labor, and offers improved strategies as potential alternatives to the tendency of hoarding. What is it about academia, where people feel obligated to contort their writing into an intimidating architecture of opaque jargon and garish vocabulary? Is it some form of group think? Is it a defense mechanism designed to ward off criticism? Why must new ideas be presented in such stark, frustrating words?