This is the new West Coast corporate speak, and it's wearing thing. Please, tell me what's on your mind with simple, straight-forward language, and let me get

This is the new West Coast corporate speak, and it's wearing thing. Please, tell me what's on your mind with simple, straight-forward language, and let me get back to my work. This email has the tone I'd expect a kindergarden teacher to use when they want their class to eat their vegetables at snack time.